Hello! And welcome to a review of a movie that revolves around a character I feel a spiritual connection to. This is Maleficient: Mistress Of Evil! IMDb summary: Maleficent and her goddaughter Aurora begin to question the complex family ties that bind them as they are pulled in different directions by impending nuptials, unexpected allies,Continue reading “Movie review: Maleficent: Mistress Of Evil”
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5 ideas about a movie: Gemini Man
Hello! And welcome to an overview of Gemini Man! The short version of it is – Funky Title, Forgettable Movie. IMDb summary: An over-the-hill hitman faces off against a younger clone of himself. Gemini Man was written by Game Of Throne’s David Benioff, The Hunger Games’s and Overlord’s Billy Ray, and Shazam’s and Goosebumps’s Darren Lemke. For anContinue reading “5 ideas about a movie: Gemini Man”
5 ideas about a movie: Hellboy
Hello! And welcome to a review of a movie that I heard so much bad stuff about that it took me its whole theatre runtime to finally watch it. This is Hellboy on the last day that it’s playing in my local theatre! IMDb summary: Based on the graphic novels by Mike Mignola, Hellboy, caughtContinue reading “5 ideas about a movie: Hellboy”
Movie review: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Hello! And welcome to one of the most painful reviews I’ve ever written. This is Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald. IMDb summary: The second installment of the “Fantastic Beasts” series set in J.K. Rowling’s Wizarding World featuring the adventures of magizoologist Newt Scamander. Writing J.K.Rowling wrote the screenplay for the second film: she startedContinue reading “Movie review: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald”
Movie review: The Nutcracker and Four Realms
Hello! And welcome to a review of a first Christmas movie of the 2018 holiday season. If the whole season will be as rocky as its start, then we can just cancel Christmas. This is a quite negative (as you have probably already guessed) review of The Nutcracker and Four Realms. IMDb summary: A young girlContinue reading “Movie review: The Nutcracker and Four Realms”
5 ideas about a movie: Mille 22
Hello! And welcome to the review of a typical Mark Wahlberg movie – Mile 22. Honestly, this review could stop here but I’m gonna try to squeeze out a couple hundred words out of this movie. IMDb summary: An elite American intelligence officer, aided by a top-secret tactical command unit, tries to smuggle a mysteriousContinue reading “5 ideas about a movie: Mille 22”
Movie review: A Wrinkle in Time
Hello! Welcome to A Wrinkle in Time review overflowing with disappointment, written by a very sad Disney fangirl. IMDb summary: After the disappearance of her scientist father, three peculiar beings send Meg, her brother, and her friend to space in order to find him. Writing 2018’s A Wrinkle in Time is a cinematic adaptation of a beloved children’sContinue reading “Movie review: A Wrinkle in Time”
5 ideas about a movie: Gringo
Hello! Welcome to a review of a film that looked fun but disposable from the trailers and turned out to be exactly that. In fact, it was so disposable that I forgot to write its review for two weeks. This is Gringo! IMDb summary: GRINGO, a dark comedy mixed with white-knuckle action and dramatic intrigue, exploresContinue reading “5 ideas about a movie: Gringo”
Movie review: Pacific Rim: Uprising
Hello! Welcome to a review of Pacific Rim: Uprising – a sequel to a movie I liked but didn’t think warranted a sequel. IMDb summary: Jake Pentecost, son of Stacker Pentecost, reunites with Mako Mori to lead a new generation of Jaeger pilots, including rival Lambert and 15-year-old hacker Amara, against a new Kaiju threat. Writing PacificContinue reading “Movie review: Pacific Rim: Uprising”
Movie review: Red Sparrow
Hello! Welcome to March – the new ‘it’ month for high-profile movie releases. And it opens with Red Sparrow! IMDb summary: Ballerina Dominika Egorova is recruited to ‘Sparrow School,’ a Russian intelligence service where she is forced to use her body as a weapon. Her first mission, targeting a C.I.A. agent, threatens to unravel the security ofContinue reading “Movie review: Red Sparrow”