5 ideas about a movie: Gemini Man

Hello! And welcome to an overview of Gemini Man! The short version of it is – Funky Title, Forgettable Movie. IMDb summary: An over-the-hill hitman faces off against a younger clone of himself. Gemini Man was written by Game Of Throne’s David Benioff, The Hunger Games’s and Overlord’s Billy Ray, and Shazam’s and Goosebumps’s Darren Lemke. For anContinue reading “5 ideas about a movie: Gemini Man”

Movie review: Spiderman: Far From Home

Hello! And welcome to my once in a blue moon movie review blog! No surprise in what movie I’m reviewing – I’ll always crawl out of the cave for Marvel – so let’s discuss Spiderman: Far From Home! Spoilers for Endgame and Far From Home! Writing The Spiderman sequel was written by Chris McKenna andContinue reading “Movie review: Spiderman: Far From Home”

Movie review: John Wick Chapter 3 – Parabellum

Hello! And welcome to the review of John Wick 3: Parabellum! The first two films have been pretty great but can they stick the landing of the trilogy? ‘Si vis pacem, para bellum’ IMDb summary: Super-assassin John Wick is on the run after killing a member of the international assassin’s guild, and with a $14Continue reading “Movie review: John Wick Chapter 3 – Parabellum”

5 ideas about a movie: Hellboy

Hello! And welcome to a review of a movie that I heard so much bad stuff about that it took me its whole theatre runtime to finally watch it. This is Hellboy on the last day that it’s playing in my local theatre! IMDb summary: Based on the graphic novels by Mike Mignola, Hellboy, caughtContinue reading “5 ideas about a movie: Hellboy”

Movie review: Avengers: Endgame

Hello! And welcome to a review 11 years in the making. This is Avengers: Endgame! IMDb summary: After the devastating events of Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the universe is in ruins. With the help of remaining allies, the Avengers assemble once more in order to undo Thanos’ actions and restore order to the universe. Disclaimer:Continue reading “Movie review: Avengers: Endgame”

5 ideas about a movie: Suspiria

Hello! And welcome to the review of one of the weirdest films I’ve seen in a while. And I don’t think I’m using the word ‘weird’ as a compliment in this case. This is Suspiria! IMDb summary: A darkness swirls at the center of a world-renowned dance company, one that will engulf the artistic director,Continue reading “5 ideas about a movie: Suspiria”

Movie review: The Nutcracker and Four Realms

Hello! And welcome to a review of a first Christmas movie of the 2018 holiday season. If the whole season will be as rocky as its start, then we can just cancel Christmas. This is a quite negative (as you have probably already guessed) review of The Nutcracker and Four Realms. IMDb summary: A young girlContinue reading “Movie review: The Nutcracker and Four Realms”

5 ideas about a movie: Halloween!

Hello! And welcome to a review of a horror film by a horror-hater. This is Halloween! IMDb summary: Laurie Strode comes to her final confrontation with Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago Me being a horror-hater, I have never actuallyContinue reading “5 ideas about a movie: Halloween!”

Movie review: Venom

Hello! And welcome to a review of a movie I thought was better than everyone else did. This is Venom! IMDb summary: When Eddie Brock acquires the powers of a symbiote, he will have to release his alter-ego “Venom” to save his life. Writing Venom was written by Jeff Pinkner (The Amazing Spider-Man 2, TheContinue reading “Movie review: Venom”

5 ideas about a movie: Mille 22

Hello! And welcome to the review of a typical Mark Wahlberg movie – Mile 22. Honestly, this review could stop here but I’m gonna try to squeeze out a couple hundred words out of this movie. IMDb summary: An elite American intelligence officer, aided by a top-secret tactical command unit, tries to smuggle a mysteriousContinue reading “5 ideas about a movie: Mille 22”